Any ideas for an Oppo approved app?

"DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever" (eg6)
04/23/2019 at 20:59 • Filed to: None

Summer is comming up for me, and I won’t be working in my intended industry, so I decided to take up a programming project over the summer and make some kind of app. I thought I’d ask y’all for ideas. Hopefully not anything that would require a sophisticated graphic interface, since I’m not very good with those.

Hit me with your million dollar ideas Oppo!

DISCUSSION (20)

CB > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 21:03

An app that, when you open it, randomly selects a sub $1000 car on Kijiji and sends an “I’m interested!” email.

TheRevanchist > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 21:15

How about an app that’s like Rate My Poo, only it’s Rate My Ride. Scale of 1 to 10. No commenting section, because we already have Oppo.

Spanfeller is a twat > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 21:17

Make an app that starts sco lding you for using summer tires in Autumn and winter based on the local weather forecast

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 21:18

I wish Oppo had a "signature" for each member so that we can remind each other what cars we own. Coz most of the posts are shitposts :)

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > CB
04/23/2019 at 21:23

This is doable.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 21:26

I’d suggest a filter for manual to supplant this idea.

Spanfeller is a twat > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/23/2019 at 21:35

Though your username alone I would conclude you own a Mini and some sort of American truck.

Before my oppo days my handle used to be The Guy Who Has a Jeep, so that’s pretty self explanatory

AestheticsInMotion > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 21:40

Make an app that does the “baby Mario crying sound” and locks your phone indefinitely

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spanfeller is a twat
04/23/2019 at 21:49

But I dont own a truck

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/23/2019 at 22:25

I feel like mine is more clear.

gettingoldercarguy > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 22:31

Have an app that goes all Picasso on the posts a different way every time you open the app. You know, artistic Kinja.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/23/2019 at 22:37

An image is worth a 1000 words

Under_Score > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 22:44

Free CARFAX and AutoCheck reports via license plates.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 22:46

Make an oppo specific kinja client. No deadspin, no splinter, no main jalopnik. It goes to Oppo and stays in oppo.

WilliamsSW > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 22:46

How about an app that, whenever you suggest a bad idea/project car, it encourages you and tells you why it’s a good idea to buy a non running Allroad that is resting on its inner fenders?

BaconSandwich is tasty. > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 22:56

How about something that explored depreciation curves of various makes/models? Might be difficult to get the data, though. At least not without some data scraping, which could be a gray area.

Montalvo > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/23/2019 at 23:39

This is definitely more complicated than what you are looking to do but its an app I at least want. Keeping to an oppo theme maybe a roadtrip app. Have a base function as a gps but with the ability to program multiple stops for rest/food/gas. Pair that with user input for points of interest or even scheduled car meets along your path . Other cool features c ould be a community tab for convoys with even GPS locations so people can see where everyone is if they get separated . If you package it in the right way it would be REALLY handy for rallies.

xc90v8/I4 :( > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/24/2019 at 06:55

I still need something to stop me from drunk texting.

nerd_racing > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/24/2019 at 07:25

App that you can use to scan things as you add them to your cart at Costco/BJs/Sams Club so you don’t get the sticker shock heart attack at the register cashing out.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
04/24/2019 at 09:54

I always thought it would be cool to have a massively multiplayer top-down racing game that used Google Maps (or OpenStreetMap) as the base and actually dropped players in their actual physical location on the map, with a destination that was roughly equal in time for all players to reach (if they played perfectly). The game would match you with 1-? other players, and you’d all race to be the first to the spot. Actual speed limits would apply to some extent - you’d be able to have a higher top speed on highways than city streets. It’d use the gyro on your phone to control steering, accelerating would be automatic, but braking would be controlled by touching the screen. There’d be a “catch-up” algorithm to let those behind go a little faster, so make the finishes close and exciting. Each game would take less than 5 minutes (farther the “real” distance, faster the top speed - maybe have a 100-mile jump button for the long highway stretches?) for infinite replayability.